7 Worst Things to say to someone who just got dumped

1. So you will not be mad that I accepted to go on a date with him
   
2. There are more fish in the sea
   
3. Well he was flirting with me anyway
4. You were not his only girlfriend
5. Well he was a little out of your league anyway
6. You probably should have lost that extra 10 pounds
7. Have you considered wearing a little more make-up to cover up those pimples?