10 Signs its time to take a bath

1. Flies come to buzz around you but then they die
2. Mold starts growing on your body
3. When you walk by plants, they wilt
4. When you go into a group of people they begin to vomit
5. Skunks fall in love with you because they think you are one of them
6. Your clothes run away from you
7. Babies pull cookies out of your armpits
8. Deodorant melts when you put it on
9. Your science teacher wants to use you as a project
10. The neighbors call the health department because they fear the toxic odor