10 worst things that could happen on your way to work/school

1. Get a ticket
2. (If you are walking) Slip and fall in the mud
3. Your car suddenly decides to spontaneously combust
4. You hit a person
5. (If you are walking) Some one driving their vehicle hits you
6. (If you are walking) You fall in a hole and break a bone
7. One of your tires falls off while you are driving down the road
8. You get carjacked
9. You run into a building
10. You get to your destination and realize you are not wearing any pants